Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What do you call a joke that is not funny?

An unfunny joke

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "