Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!