Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...