Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What do you call a white asian who loves cola?

Cokeasian.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.