What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.