What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly