What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.