What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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You want some beef

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I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)