What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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It was an emergent sea.

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OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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Dairy air

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Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Got milk

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.