Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.