Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Negotiate Jokes More Negotiate Jokes

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.