Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Negotiate Jokes More Negotiate Jokes

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River