Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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About fifty pounds

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

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Addadictomy.

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.