Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

Negotiate Jokes More Negotiate Jokes

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.