Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.