How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!