How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!