How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

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How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

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What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?