Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Ovary-acting
Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?
Angry heifers.
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Nothing.
Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
A Pair-a-ducks.
Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
A bi-polar bear.
Because he mist it.
Because they don't want the siren to die.
Because it was cheesier said than done.
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Because they don't want a man lost!
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!