Pms Jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

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What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Okay Jokes More Okay Jokes

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

Negotiate Jokes More Negotiate Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

4 Day Jokes More 4 Day Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.