Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.