Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.