Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.