Israeli Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

What do you call an Israeli rooster?

A koke.

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

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What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's another word for double-dating?

consolidating

Palestinians Jokes More Palestinians Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center?

None. They're old school.

Why are Russians so heartless?

Because organ traders offer good price.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Israelite Jokes More Israelite Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"