Israeli Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

What do you call an Israeli rooster?

A koke.

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

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What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

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Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

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What do you call a German rice cake?

A reich cake

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.