What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.