How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan