How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.