How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.