How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.