Hebrew Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

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Cause beer is made with hops.

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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Because it was two tired.

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