Hebrew Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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He brews!

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One. Men can be Feminists, too.

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

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Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive?

Hazardous doodie pay!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"