Hebrew Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Peter Jokes More Peter Jokes

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

Hebrewe Jokes More Hebrewe Jokes

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!