How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.