Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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What did the ireshmen say to the beer ?

I love you.....

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!