Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.