Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.