Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.