Find out after the break.
It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
They both came in a little behind.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.