Why do women have trouble peeing in the...

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes More Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich