You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Before 1928, neither could vote.
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
A: She opens the car door.
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.
Urine angel.
Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich
