Patty
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?
Because people get all up in his grill.
Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
Seven.
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
mom's 44th question
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich
Because beans always fall through the grill.
It's a little meteor.
A: Because the rice falls through the grill
A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.
Filet mignon
They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
He met the grill of his dreams.
Barbecue sauce
They get to meet their old flames!
Ones a pant in the country the others a...
FROZE-- oh, nevermind.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Nothing.
A llama-fall.
Throw in your laundry.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
Chicken Tenders.
By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.
Make it Tso!
Juan-ton soup