How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

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Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"