One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Cancer got Jobs
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.
The first herd shot round the world!
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
He needed a Chech mate!
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
Cops
Because they carry guns instead
