Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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We need a ROOF!

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The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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If it's bill withers!

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..