Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..