Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Horcrux Jokes More Horcrux Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..