Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Horcrux Jokes More Horcrux Jokes

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.