Hermione Jokes

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

Ron Weasley Jokes More Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.