Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!