Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!