Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

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What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...