What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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Offshore investment gains a better return.

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

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