What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"