What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch