What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

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What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".