What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

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How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch