What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll