What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

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Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll