What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus