What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch