Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.