Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.