What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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Well, one things for sure

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wryly.

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Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.