What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Harm Jokes More Harm Jokes

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.