What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity