What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Harm Jokes More Harm Jokes

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.