What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.