What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity