Harm Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Sunscreen Jokes More Sunscreen Jokes

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!