Harm Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

National Bird Jokes More National Bird Jokes

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

Blue Jokes More Blue Jokes

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock