How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.