How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP