How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.