How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP