Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world?

King Pong.

What's the best hotel in the world?

Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.

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Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"