Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

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What's the best hotel in the world?

Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

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Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.