Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.