Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!