How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.