What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID