What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

Collar Id Jokes More Collar Id Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID