What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Collar Id Jokes More Collar Id Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID