Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.