Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

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How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.