Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.