Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"