Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body