Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

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Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.