What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.