What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!