What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!