What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.