What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.