Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!