Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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Who's the funniest girl you know?

A: Lola.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra