Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.