Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.