Because he only knows about The White Stripes.
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
It's smoking a cigarette.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
A zebra.