How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.