How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.