How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.