How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette