Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere