Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!