Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)