Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.