Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....