Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....