Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....