Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere