Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)