Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)