What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.