Kid Meal Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

Breastfeed Jokes More Breastfeed Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Picnic Jokes More Picnic Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What is a picnic?

Correct!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

Bear Attack Jokes More Bear Attack Jokes

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."