They're more of a kids meal.
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He gets the kids meal.
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Alpaca lunch!
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
Check, mate.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
He's a party pooper!
Thanks for the mammaries!
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
HackDonalds.
Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.
Cause endorphins make me feel good.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
