Kid Meal Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Breastfeed Jokes More Breastfeed Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Small Breast Jokes More Small Breast Jokes

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.