Kid Meal Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

A: Pooched.

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

Bear Attack Jokes More Bear Attack Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Breastfeed Jokes More Breastfeed Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.