Kid Meal Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Small Breast Jokes More Small Breast Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Breastfeed Jokes More Breastfeed Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ?

Bug Rodgers !

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What is white and interferes with the meal?

An avalanche.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.