Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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yo get off me, homes!

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!