Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!