Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!