Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!