Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!