Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!