Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!