What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.