What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.