What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING