What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.