What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.