What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R