What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.