Cantelope Jokes

A cantelope.

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A Cantelope.

Because they cantelope!

A cantelope.

They cantelope.

You cantelope!

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Romeo and Ghouliet

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Because they were cant elopes

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Because they can't elope.

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Type this in on your search bar. LOSER.COM

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Lettuce, pray.

Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

What do you call a negative antelope?

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

What fruit can't get married?

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

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