Cantelope Jokes

A cantelope.

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A Cantelope.

Because they cantelope!

A cantelope.

They cantelope.

You cantelope!

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Because they can't elope.

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Photosympathize

On a bunny-moon.

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

A theocracy.

You cantelope!

I cantaloupe.

Because they cantaloupe

They cantaloupe

Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

What do you call a negative antelope?

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

What fruit can't get married?

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

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