What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!