What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Reposts are allowed.

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The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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They had a wedding reception.

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Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.