What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!