What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!