Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics?

A cute angle