Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics?

A cute angle