Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics?

A cute angle