Brit Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

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How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

What do Brits call a fleshlight?

A blowtorch.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

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