What do Brits call a fleshlight?

A blowtorch.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.