Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)